The most important rule is to always do the opposite of what I do. 75% of the time you'll win every time.
Definitely buy from me.
Definitely sell to me.
Do not let me anywhere near your trading area. If I even look at your screen your trades will fail.
If you sell and the price immediately goes up 30%, well it's not the end of the world. I haven't lost my house or had to pawn my guitar yet. I did pawn my ex's jewelry but that was more for fun than a necessity.
Come to think of it, my strategies in dating and trading seem unfortunately in sync lately. What I'm saying is that my crystal ball ain't working, people.
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