Thank you for running this contest! There is nothing I love more than looking up baby names! I am hoping that your surname is actually Savage because I like to match baby names to the surname!
Here is my entry for your competition
Worst Names for Humans
Bushtit Psaltriparus minimus
I am guessing you don't want the teacher to call out this name at attendance! Mr. Savage... Mr. Bushtit Savage ! But this bird is so very cute though.
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By HarmonyonPlanetEarth CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia CommonsDickcissel Spiza americana
By CheepShot (Dickcissel) CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
Most Hilarious Name for a Human
Dodo Raphus cucullatus
Dodo Savage.... I think it's bad enough they are extinct, why make fun of people by calling them "Dodos"
Ballista GFDL or CC-BY-SA-3.0 via Wikimedia CommonsTitmouse Lophophanes cristatus
By Mark Medcalf-Crested Tit CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
Best Names for Human
Savanna Buteogallus meridionalis
By Wagner Machado Carlos Lemes from Goiânia, Brazil CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia CommonsDaya Bird of Prey
Hebrew word for Birds of Prey! Daya Savage - nice!
By Juan lacruz CC BY-SA 3.0, from Wikimedia Commons
Just some names that I thought were actually quite cool but didn't make it to the list
Altair which is the Greek word for Bird
Hawk which means Hunting Bird
Calandra which means Beautiful One or Lark
Children are a beautiful gift from God and I am so happy that you are sharing this wonderful time with us steemians!
Love
Niki