Welcome to Coinbase, where limitations, glitches, slow response times and server downtimes are part of the quality experience! They certainly love to put the fear down the customer's throats, especially with "risky" purchases like Bitcoin. Want to buy when it's low? HAHA! Good luck placing an order, I mean, if the server goes down you're shit out of luck!
See that image up top there? That's pretty standard, Coinbase loves supporting the colors of the rainbow. You'll get yellow most days, orange some, and if you're really lucky you'll witness a few red ones too! If you look on Twitter, obviously you've got sooooo many happy reviews :)
I nearly forgot about how much the service disappointed me, until I found an Instagram ad for you guys! Look at the fantastic, RAVING fans commenting all over the place!
My favorite is how my buys are currently disabled.. so I contacted their support, right?
Automated response, of course. So I responded (and my favorite part is the section about verifying my ID.. that seems like their go-to whenever I contact them. I mean, it doesn't matter that I verified twice with them!) and it's been a few days (which is still not bad, considering my other tickets).
They're slowly approaching Poloniex's business style though. It took them FIVE fucking weeks to raise my withdrawal limit finally to $25,000! FIVE WEEKS. I had to file a second support ticket just because my first one was pending for so long.
I could ramble on and on about Coinbase.. but I just wanted to get my energy out :) good night, at the end of the day.. just gotta treat companies like retarded, coked up children..