Bitcoin is like the lovable ex who keeps trying to dump you, but you just won't go away. Why won't you just go away? The signs are all there. Fees are off the charts. The network speed is so slow that you might as well get on a boat and hand deliver the money to China.
Bitcoin has a nice built-in indicator to tell you NO TRANSACTIONS. But for some reason, you still made a transaction and paid $40.
Bitcoin Cash is dying to have more transactions. It is waiting there with open arms, ready to give you a gigantic Christmas hug and be your new true love.
But you still love Bitcoin, don't you?
Merry Christmas from all of us here at babblinbozo.