[Price touches $5000]
HODLERS: Woo! To the Mooooon!
FUDLER: Nah it’s bubbly, it’s gonna crash.
[Price starts to slide]
HODLERS: Haha, cheap coinz! Support at $4800!
FUDLERS: No way man, we’re gonna test $2500. $1800 by Christmas.
[Price slide deepens.]
HODLERS: Woo! Enjoy the discount! Hodl4lyfe!
FUDLERS: You people are idiots. I’m out at $4200.
[Price collapses to $3200]
NOOBLERS: Why did I buy at $4300? Why Whyyyyyy?
HODLERS: It will bounce, you watch. Testing $4500 then to the moon!
FUDLERS: Shorts locked in.
[Price bottoms at a bit under $3000 depending where you look.]
NOOBLERS: I’m ruined.
HODLERS: [gritted teeth] Still hodling, I will buy now [checks real-world wallet, moths fly out]
FUDLER: haha! Proven! Vindicated! $1800 by Oct 1, never say I was wrong again!
[Price hurtles back up to $3600, then $3800, then tests $4000]
NOOBLERS: WTF? But I bought at $4200 come on...
HODLERS: Ha! Antifragile! Bitcoin is king!
FUDLERS: Meow meow meow.
[Price bumpity bumps along at $3700-$3900]
NOOBLER: OMG I’ve lost so much money.
HODLER: Get ready for moon launch. $5000 within days.
FUDLERS: [silent]
[Price starts dipping back toward $3500]
NOOBLER: Noooooo! Bitcoin is deeeeeaaaad!
HODLER: [silent]
FUDLERS: Never say I was wrong again. Will test $2200 then long period of nothing. Maybe $1800 by Christmas. All is turned to ashes and ruin...
HODLER: But... LedgerX?
FUDLERS: Priced in. Don’t even.
Next? Price will explode this afternoon? Price will hold at $3500 until Oct? Price will collapse down to whichever low number makes the fudlers feel the most thrill?
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