54 year old Brendan Lucas will be the first person to tell you he knows a thing or 2 about money.
After all, he’s spent nearly 8 years investing in the stock exchange and has nearly broken even after all his years of trading.
With such unquestionable credentials he feels comfortable weighing in on the bitcoin debate.
“It’s a fucking bubble i tell ya”
“Can ya touch it?”
“Can you spend it at the local IGA?”
“Than what’s the fucking point of it?”
“My eldest boy bought some and now he thinks he’s the wolf of fucking wall street but as far i know he’s still living in our garage watching Japanese cartoon porn”.
His 19 year old son Sam Lucas was quick to refute his father’s allegations.
“First of all it’s anime, not porn”
“Just cause i masturbate to it doesn’t make it porn”
“Secondly, bitcoin is the single greatest invention of our generation. It has the ability to completely free us from the chains that the banks imprison us with”
“We could rid ourselves of the banks overnight with this technology but instead old fossils like my father want to stay in the banking bubble”
“The irony”