The bad news: crypto is still in a post-bubble tumble.
The good news: faucet payouts are increasing proportionately at freebitco.in! (referral link)
The better news: If you click that referral link to create a new account, I will share 100% of my referral commissions with you, split according to your activity level. Basically, you get my commission for your account as a bonus to yourself, with some allowance for mathematical slop in the calculations depending on how the algorithm works behind the scenes. This means you get to the 30,000 satoshi withdrawal limit faster as prices drop and as you get my commission bonus! I have no immediate plans to revoke the bonus, so it is likely to be extended indefinitely. No promises, though.
This faucet has been running a long time, and seems to have survived the bubble without going bankrupt unlike many others that have come and gone over the years. Of course, there are no sure thing deals, and this isn't a guarantee of instant wealth, but if you want to finally start exploring Bitcoin, this is the best way to dip your toes in the water. Just be sure to not lose your password! Also, the hourly odds of that $200 in the banner are 1:10,000 so don't get too excited. Mostly it's about 60 Satoshis at the time of this post, but it does add up.