You Might be a Bitcoin Addict, if…
You change your cat’s name to "Satoshi."
You consider yourself an astronaut - but only when it comes to... moonshots.
- The only wallets you have are made of paper and hardware.
- When anyone asks about your retirement plan, you simply reply, “HODL baby."
- When you get a bill in the mail, you think, “What is a check and how do I send it?”
- You think cash is the name of a country singer.
- You think John McAfee should run for president in 2020.
- You have life-sized statues of the Winklevoss twins in your living room.
- The tattoo on your forehead says BLOCKCHAIN.
- Your bank thinks you’re broke, but Coinbase knows about that island you just bought.