The topic is a joke but only to some point, its actually more or less true but needs disclaimer. Please read :)
KeepKey is a hardware wallet to store your BTC LTC ETH DOGE securely and also allows you to exchange all of this coins (buy and sell) directly without leaving the wallet by built in Shapeshift integration.
Lately KeepKey announced that they have sold out all of their wallets and need to produce new ones.
But when i got my own device and made review here i also got one more.
So now using service made by 
..You can buy the very last new KeepKey on the planet directly with SBD - https://www.peerhub.com/items/7406
Why EU only?
KeepKey comes from USA and EU has extra taxes/VAT on import - so the items here are more expensive. If you order this while living in USA/CA or China it will be cheaper for you to get it directly from KeepKey due to this tax.
Of course since this is the last unit on the planet i can sell it to USA in special circumstances but i think its cheaper for you to wait until February/March for the USA batch.
So if you want to protect your cryptocurrency with hardware wallet that will keep you safe even if you connect this machine to comptuter with viruses/keyloggers.. Enjoy!
I wasnt going to sell this at all but when i saw its the last sealed KK that seem to be out there + that i can help STEEM economy a bit i have decided to make this call and test our marketplace service - which also many of you may not be aware of.
