It's almost been 10 years since Bitcoin was created, but up until today we didn't have any reliable information about the genius individual who made it all possible.
Who is She? Or He? Or maybe Them?
Without further ado, ladies and gentleman, a decade long secret is finally revealed! Meet the talented team of developers who invented BITCOIN!
These awesome ladies met on the Internet in early 2000-s, bright minded personas, they had a lot of interests in common such as programming, hacking, cryptography and so on.
Once when they were discussing different types of fish they liked to eat they came up with the idea of blockchain. Here is a picture of the first Bitcoin being mined.
As you can see Artax was in the center of the action, she jumped and hopped all over the code to mine her first coin! Needless to say they became ridiculously rich.
Foot Foot remembers making her fare share of crypto currency too, it was overwhelming like a strong scent of freshly opened can of tuna.
You may be wondering why didn't they disclose their identities earlier?
Well, as Koshechka Lenorka mentioned in one of her interviews, turned out they were set up by someone who goes by the name of Satoshi Nakomoto. They claim he sent them to prison in Cuba in 2009. All these years they were plotting a way to escape and let the world know who really started Bitcoin.
Everyone heard about Vladimir Putin's love for animals, he couldn't sit around knowing that these amazing brilliant girls are locked up for a crime they never committed. He helped them regain their freedom once again.
Artax, Foot-Foot and Lenorka are free and working on their new project in Japan.
Alright, now everybody knows the truth!
I hope you guys enjoyed your daily portion of fake news :). All kitties in the photos are my cats and they are all good pets except for the shit cat, the farty one and the russian bitch (like all coins they have the other side haha).
