Tank you for posting! Interesting article. But pay attention Hive account@zer0hedge when you say:

So prepare for the pending short squeeze as all 'the smartest people in the room' pile in short on this no-brainer bubble...

Short squeeze is when an asset grows and so short traders have to close positions and buy, triggering another price increase.
What you are thinking to is a long squeeze, that will lead to close long positions triggering price drop.

Ayway, many operators aren't giving theyr customers the possibility of margin trading on the future or are offering very small leverage, because of high risk and low liquiditi for borrowing futures.
So, at the moment in my opinion there aren't the elements for a really big sqeeze of any kind