Retarded Wallet Number 1 - My Celium - The Bitcoin Eater
Amazing 
I had 0,087 BTC on MyCelium so initially I decided to transfer all funds, which wasn't possible. It would only let me withdraw 0,066 BTC - which was completely unreasonable. After a few tries with 
Yes, you guessed right... ZERO!
Because the transaction fee ended up being 0,003 BTC instead, which is completely INSANE !!!!!
Of course I'm going to file a complaint to MyCelium.
Retarded Wallet Number 2 - Jaxx - The Bitcoin Blocker
So....with Jaxx I didn't have the same issues. I managed to move some ETH [which takes a long time, but the transaction is made alright] and ETC -pretty fast and with normal fees. Until...I wanted to move my LTC. Yes, you guessed right again: It wouldn't go through!!! After a short research online with
Why...you might wonder...
Simply because the old school piece of shit Jaxx doesn't 'recognize' new 'M' addresses and you need to send funds to '3' addresses instead! [or Ls, but it's not recommended]. This is totally stupid, since my brand new ledger does not have the oldies 3... So, yeah, my money is blocked and I'll have to move it back to bittrex [where it came from in the first place] and from there to my ledger - 'cause I just feel like spending all my money in fees...
This is how I feel about my cryptos... [and
Awesome meme, perfect for the occasion, found on google images search on the web -I thought 'My precious' Golum was too common ;)