What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA? Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon! TOP 10 Crypto/Bitcoin Jokes

1. If i had a bitcoin for every time someone tried to explain bitcoins to me i'd have a lot of bitcoins and no idea what to do with them

2. A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing father for 20$ worth of bitcoin.
   Dad replied with a face slap :"Go Watch Porn"

1. She: Do you love me?
   He: Sure I do
   She: Prove me
   He: You are my bitcoin baby. you go high , you go low but I never gonna lose my hodl on you.

1. The only thing higher than Bitcoin rates are my parents' expectations.

2. Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?
   They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.

3. Bitcoin and all is cool but have you ever got 3 rupees cashback from Paytm after doing recharge of 300 rupees?

1. "Cryptocurrencies like bitcoin are ‘going to be the biggest bubble of our lifetimes" - Michael Novogratz

2. A boy asked his bitcoin investing father where to buy bitcoin
   Dad: nowhere

3. Democracy is vulnerable to a 51% attack

4. A vegan, a bitcoin investor, and a crossfit enthusiast walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?

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