Grab The Coin, Sheeple.

Reward this Eye Rape, Sheeple.

Buy This Shit. Otherwise you will never get laid and your Daddy won't love you.

You could argue I am crass, or purile, but I have a simple counter-argument that is going to Trump you and Stump you at every corner.

What is this Ninjitsu Counter-Fu you ask?

Hear my Wisdom, and KNOW:

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