We have a good friend,
her name is Mary Jane.
She likes to hang out
and stimulate your brain.
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She will protect you
and maybe you won’t die.
Just being with her
can really make you high.
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She makes you hungry,
you always want to eat.
But you are happy,
your life will feel complete.
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You may get nervous,
but there’s no need to fear
Your friend Mary Jane
will always be right here.
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Just stay with her
and have a little smoke.
It’s better with her
then being with that coke.