Blockchains contest - entry: The Golden Era

London, King Charles Street, Foreign and Commonwealth Office, 70 years since Da Yuejin

Song Huayi reflected bemusedly about the seeming cyclic nature of history. Perhaps, Karl Marx was wrong in his premise regarding progress of human fallacies towards some objective economic utopia. If anything, history is bound by the Hindu concept of Karmic cycle, as will be illustrated today. Such musings, if discovered by the people’s commissar, would result in his immediate recall from Britain to be fed to the meat-grinder of General Secretary of the People’s Party, President of the People’s Republic, Chairman of the Central Military Commission Xi Jinping’s on-going anti-corruption campaign. Though Song suspected General Secretary Xi to be of a more nuanced mind, a la Chairman Xixian, one could never be too careful with the over-zealous people’s commissars. After all, Secretary Xi’s secret police must make itself relevant, despite having served its purpose with the complete purging of the Shanghai clique; otherwise, the people’s commissar itself may succumb to a counter-corruption campaign.

It would seem that Heaven shines his favor brightly upon the General Secretary. Barely 2 years into his controversial second term, the Toad graciously passed on to his ancestors, leaving Secretary Xi in total control of the Party. With the nucleus of a potential coup safely buried in some unmarked grave, Secretary Xi firmly consolidated his position by rapid acceleration of the anti-corruption campaign with permeant establishment of the people’s commissars as his instrument. With stability came the Golden Era, not exactly in the way the decadent and gutless West imagined, but precisely the way the CCP envisioned.

The mercantile West, having essentially transformed itself into a banking conglomerate, rather than a nation-state, greedily and rapidly adopted the newest of the technical baubles: the blockchain. It is quite the shame that these fools never recognized the potential of blockchain beyond mere pecuniary purposes. The Southern Barbarians’ addiction to money and confidence in technology were their downfall. Any technical bauble can be exploited and the tricks of financial manipulation were invented in the East, long before these Southern Barbarians ventured beyond their coastlines. The mere possibility of Zhung Gua establishing the world’s first blockchain commercial network scrambled the Western governments to integrate blockchain into their economy. They were the first to integrate blockchain as payment and investment vehicle for virtually all of their activities. Of course, being the disorganized rabble that they are, the peculiar flaw of representative governments (whatever that means), the West merely pasted their existing infrastructure onto the blockchain network, with glaring key-logs, or rather key nodes, presenting vulnerabilities in the system.

The Tron main net was never intended to be used as a payment, or commercial, system. It was the ultimate censorship tool that replaced the so-called Great Firewall of China. That the Western entertainment industry had to transform virtually all their medium to be compatible with Tron, thereby grossing the CCP the lion’s share of their profits, was mere added bonus. The calculated dumping of bitcoin, amassed for a decade from secret mining operations, at the height of speculative ebullience causing massive collapse in “value” of the bauble, coupled with coordinated crashing of all Western blockchain exchanges, were enough to destabilize the already brittle Western social matrix. The West were helpless to prevent the massive capital flight into Binance, Huobi, UpBit, and other Eastern exchanges. Once enough capital entered into these exchanges, the CCP merely pressured its neighbors to freeze accounts for 24-hours, while confiscating assets of all foreign “money laundering operations.” The regional users were compensated adequately for time lost, which helped stabilize what could have been a major social unrest. That the Southern Barbarians could not recover the trillions of assets lost by their subjects led to the collapse of governments and fragmentation of nations.

The General Secretary was prophetic in his declaration that the spineless West had no political will to retaliate. After all, these are the fools whose intellectual institutions were allowed to be infiltrated first by the Soviets, then by the CCP, producing jumble of nonsense that distorted their thinking. These are the clowns who designed their political infrastructure to be easily infiltrated and manipulated with enough money. Whether by incompetence or naiveté, these are the fools who imported massive numbers of culturally incompatible Muslims without any plan of integration; if only we could export the Uyghur and Tibetan trash to the West, since they seem intent on erasing their own culture. Hmm, maybe an immigration clause can be added to the negotiation. Even their religious institution knelt before the General Secretary, accepting all his demands, like an emasculated eunuch (weren’t their priests eunuchs?) receiving little but empty promises in return. Truly, these are a sad people. That the Qing, somehow, was colonized by these empty shell of humans is a testament for the necessity of Da Yuejin.

It’s almost time to add Abonmoss, these barbaric names! Avonmouth to the roll of CCP outer territories. Maybe in a hundred years, the CCP will return this port to the natives, provided that the port remain in a “two-state” system, ha ha! What delicious irony! Maybe we ought to acquire HSBC to service proceeds from fentanyl sales too! Whatever the future holds, no one will deny that today begins the Golden Era of Xi.