Today's Blog is all about my time today at the play arena in Sheffield.
I hate places like this, full of badly behaved kids who have got no respect for others, with there wingy attitudes it gets on my nerves. joking I love kids really haha
We decided as it is the kids holidays my wife and I would take the kids to the dreaded play arena I had to go in the car with the kids and my wife caught the bus as there as I can only fit 5 in my car.
My good friend 
The play arena is a massive play centre full of things for kids to do, they have ball pools slides climbing frames and go-carts it really is a lot of fun.
I had a go on the slide but got told by staff it was only for kids so I sat back at my table with the wife and drank juice instead.
A while later I had a member of staff come to me with a face like thunder, I said to her smile it's not that bad, with a reply that it was too busy.
I laughed at her and said "busy? this is quite compared to another play centre I worked at"
no messing there was no more than 50 kids in the place, I worked at another play centre and we would push through our doors 200 to 300 kids every 2 hours and I had to cook food for them all.
My wait time for food was no longer than 12 minutes. This place had a 40-minute wait just for a bowl of chips and a ham sandwich, wtf.
I decided to tell the lady the joke. Kids are like a smelly fart! you can only tolerate your own. she looked at me gone out.
another member of staff heard me and could not stop laughing. so it must have been funny.
all in all a good day.
proof that this is me.