Have you ever delivered pizza before? Well, that's my job and I have seen some wired stuff I want to tell you about.
Over the past 8 months, I have been delivering pizza's to the good people of South Yorkshire, In this time I have seen 8 naked ladies, 4 naked men, a man in a nappy and one lad get knocked over.
I was delivering pizza two nights ago when I saw something that moshed my head, I pulled up at a ladies house and she had spent a lot of money to spoil her grandson.
As I got back in the car, 2 guys around my size we having an argument with this young girl who looked no older than 18, she was shouting back at them as one of the guys grabbed her by the arm.
At this moment I opened my car door to go and lend a hand to her Like a gentleman would do, as I stood out of the car and opened my mouth something strange happened.
the young lass started throwing punches like a boxer, the guy who seemed to be the one who was rowing with her took for straight swings to the head and went down with his eyes in the back of his head, the other guy pulled his fists back and I thought that she was going to get it back
No, she started punching him. he went down and curled in a ball on the floor as she spat on him before walking off. I couldn't believe my eyes.
She didn't even look at me the whole time, there was no hesitation in her actions she just knocked them both to the ground. I sat back in my car as the guy who was in the ball on the floor got up and checked on his mate.
I shouted across to see if he wanted me to call for an ambulance and got told to fuck off.
This is my life, and I didn't have to pay sky for a live pay per view event.
I love my job, and hands down to the lass who kicked the shit out of two guys. she really knew what she was doing.
