Nope, not read any of your old posts and didn't research a thing about you (why would I? To be sharper in my comments? Haha)... and, if you've been in the sex industry for 15 years isn't that the EXACT reality in which people make a career out of telling people they've managed to have sex? Nothing wrong with that, of course but still...

In the spirit of Christmas though... i'm pleased I made you laugh

Matey