Might add pics. Might just pretend I am doing nothing more than trying to milk it..
But this is a total. Milk. It. Post.
So I'm walking my dogs and this guy drives by. Or almost. He stops. This is not that weird. When George was a puppy people used to stop all the time.. tell me he was adorable..
Anyway. This guy is like "How come you have 2 dogs and I have none?"
My usual response is "Well I'll give you one." This would be a longer story for another day of milking it, but for now suffice it to say I make the joke that Milly is the evil one. That he can have her. But I adore her. So no. Not really gonna ever give her away.. But it's my go to joke when people ask about my dogs. I say 'take Milly'.
He says: "I want to get one. But breeders. Soo expensive."
But I mention that I got mine cheap. From a litter of my gf's aunt. They are brother and sister after all.
And I want to mention that there is always rescues. But before I can say more he goes:
"Well, if you hear of any cheap litters anything like how you got yours, drop by XXX street.. I've lived here 40 years"
Yup. Just walk up and drop off a dog. Just like that. Sure, sure.. sounds legit.
I barely got to explain craigslist, the internets, anything. Before he asked me to just drop a dog off for him if I run into one in my travels..
That's my story. Moo!
[edit additional pics for the story]
This is George the good one
And this Milly the evil one
But she's really a sweet heart. Just probably doesn't like you.