Come on Wired, you can do better! This conjured a perfect mental image of an army of Konami developers doing this:

Daily Stats

Cash: 13.0%
Core: 74.8%
Explore: 12.2%
Workout: Kenzai Kettlebell Day 16 + 40min Dog Walk
Alcohol: None
Sleep: 11pm to 6:45am, unbroken

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