Happy Birthday, Hive account@sultnpapper! Here I was, thinking you were getting ripped off for your birthday like you said, come to find out you're a legitimate celebrity. This is your first post that I've seen, you tell a great story. I'm looking forward to reading more.

(P.S. I don't do birthday cards like this for everyone, but since you only get a birthday every 4 years I made an exception.)