Before We Get Started...
Id like to say I use to be a big fan of Shakespeare. As a rapper, Im a fan of poetry and really any type of creative word-play. Shakespeare was interesting because you couldnt understand it. It was sort of a challenge you know? But then I found Christ. Christ was the one who revealed to me what a phony bastard he was. Let me explain why...
His Plays Are Perverted
Once you are you able to decipher Shakepeares old-english into new you start to wonder why parents arent in an uproar about the pornographic slang. Its disgusting... You might as well have kids learning Fifty-Shades of Grey in the classroom!
Twelfth Night: Act 2, Scene 5
MALVOLIO
By my life, this is my lady's hand these be her
very C's, her U's and her T's and thus makes she her
great P's.
C, U , and, T = CUNT
Walt Disney would have love that subliminal! Fantastical bastards... So delusional.
Titus Andronicus: Act 4, Scene 2
CHIRON
Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON
Villain, I have done thy mother.
REALLY? IN MODERN ENGLISH:
"You have undone our mother"
"I did your mother"....
That doesnt sound like the greatest literary genius of all time. That sounds like some asshole in a locker room. So stupid !!! lol...
Anyway
Shakespeare wasn't impressive and his tales arent either. The fact we learn them in school is an absolute waste of time and a good way for your child to lose his mind in delusional fantasy and fairytales.
Homosexuality and Cross-Dressing
We all know Shakequeer might have been gay do to all of his sonnets written to a young boy. We also know him and all his buddies use to love dressing up like women & frolicking on stage. Something to me is just strange about all this. I mean the dude was into theatre ...Would it really surprise you then if he was gay??
SONNET 20 in modern terms:
"Your face is as pretty as a woman’s, but you don’t even have to use makeup—you, the man (or should I say woman?) I love. Your heart is as gentle as a woman’s, but it isn’t cheating like theirs. Your eyes are prettier than women’s, but not as roving—you bless everything you look at. You’ve got the good looks of a handsome man, but you attract both women and men. When Mother Nature made you, she originally intended to make you a woman, but then she got carried away with her creation and screwed me by adding a certainthing that I have no use for. But since she gave you a prick to please women, I’ll keep your love, and they can enjoy your body."