Warning: this post contains humor and should not be taken seriously.
If you want to get out of Thanksgiving alive, avoid doing these 10 things and you're golden! Doing any of these could cause death, serious injury, disownment, or intense shame.
10. Sing Christmas carols.
9. Bring McDonalds to the Thanksgiving dinner.
8. During grace, ask that the turkey be stuffed with 100 dollar bills so your home won't be foreclosed on.
7. Come out as an AB/DL (Adult Baby Diaper Lover) to your fam. Stay in the closet - Those prudes will never understand.
6. Announce to everyone you're naming your baby the Donald.
5. Give your hot uncle a lap dance.
4. Drink so much beer that you start belching to Bing Crosby's Count Your Blessings.
3. Pass around your Christmas wish-list.
2. Tell your sister her pumpkin pie was waaay better this year...UNLESS you don't want her speaking to you till Christmas;)
1. When someone starts talking religion at the table, cram rolls in your ears and shout, "Not listening!"
Save a life this Thanksgiving, pass this on!