Was talking with my Pa the other day. I was somewhat distracted. He was saying,
"I've been thinking, son. Its been a while your ma and I spend some quality time together. I am thinking about a small vacation. Whaddya think about Maldives?"
Me, absentmindedly replied,
"Why would you go to Maldives? People who are newly wed or in honeymoon phase goes to Maldives. Even then, they spend most of their times in hotel or splashing in sea. What's the point of you being there? You should go somewhere that fits your marriage profile, you’ve been married for thirty years. Have you ever thought about Sahara? Kalahari maybe?"
Awkward silence follows......