I got that LD

My first blog on blogger is this shit right here and I don't know what to talk about so I will just spew some random thoughts and ideas for people to read. For starters I hate being 5'8 feet tall cause being short sucks when you are around tall people. I kinda understand why guys would want to fuck a 6 foot tall buffalo woman.  I like to try and Eat Healthy I like avocados because they look like gorilla testicles and my favorite fruit is apples because of that sound they make when you bite into them.

I have a Youtube.com/openvisionz channel with a few silly videos and have made a few posts on https://steemit.com/@openvisionz which has paid me a whopping .37 cents my nonsense. I like to take photos and I would love to be a professional photographer one day, check out my Instagramand peep the Tweets I make. Also I like to be silly and come up with comedy sketches in my mind, one involves a ex-pro-amateur wrestler named "Roaorin Farts" and a ex-recovering-junkie called"Crack Stems"



Roarin Farts and Crack Stems are always going on daily missions into the city to score and unfortunately they're always getting into unnecessary predicaments and mysterious situations like the time they got shanghaied by the Chinese Triads because "Roarin Farts" made a dirty sex video with the gang leaders daughter that showed her love for sucking farts out of ass, but unfortunately the strength and stench of his farts hospitalized"Shen Qua Lee" and put her in coma. "Crack Stems" had got a hold of the video and sold it to the local news station for some crack money and they aired it. The Triads leader "Chun Sun Lee" had seen the fart fetish videos of his daughter and was furious so he ordered the gang to kidnap Farts and Stems. They narrowly escape the situation because Roarin Farts had ate a couple bowls of mac and cheese the night before the kidnapping and cheese makes his farts toxic, so while they were locked in the trunk of the car Roarin Farts started letting them rip and filled the trunk of the car with toxic fart gas. When they arrived at Chun Sun Lee's abandoned warehouse of torture, the Triads popped the trunk and were overwhelmed with the toxic cheese farts and it instantly knocked out the Triad thugs when they popped opened the trunk. Crack stems always keeps a pipe in his ass crack so they used the jagged edge of the pipe to cut the ropes binding them and took off before the triad thugs regained consciousness.



I am also involved in cryptocurrency and by that I mean I bought a bunch of crypto at all time highs like a idiot and had to learn how not to do that with listening to talking heads on Youtube and reading Reddit posts. My problem is I am not on the spectrum of smart people so it is extra difficult for me to make money with cryptocurrency trading but if you think you can try these sites to test your skills!

1. Bitmex.com - They have a great website and intuitive UI but the best part is the 100x leverage which can make you very very rich or really really broke!
2. Binance.com - Binance.com is my favorite altcoin exchange as they are always listing new coins and tokens. They are also easy to use and have a beginner and advanced UI which helps teach new users to trade bitcoin and altcoins.
3. CoinBase- CoinBase will give you a free $10 when you sign up with them and they are the easiest way to but BTC and other cryptocurrencies.

If you already hodl some crypto and would like to donate some to me for being me I would appreciate it, and here is where you can send em!

Ethereum Donations: 0x834698435d2CeA299eCEAf08b5c2167e5325c1Ce
BTC Donations 18G2GnZHuiSMwFX9CvPQ2tH1pHSF5ajC9y
LiteCoin Donations: LYG4JdnBvPFMeEEcAAMKte7kAvBihq74M5