How does it feel to know that Modprobe pumped a baby into your wife before you were even divorced?

She thought she couldn't even have kids. Guess the cheese smell of your nasty balls made your sperm retarded.

All's your x-wife wanted in life was to have sex and have people enjoy her food. How you couldn't keep a woman like that happy is beyond me.

You really are a pathetic excuse for a man. Couldn't keep a woman satisfied if your life depended on it.

Oh yeah, she did mention that your dick is like a child's penis compared to Modprobes...

The picture she painted in my mind made it look like you had a pink mushroom head barely poking out of an alfalfa patch. When was the last time you saw your dick stick out from under that bob (belly over belt)?

Baby ball cheese!