Sneklog #zerofivetenthreehundred
I already knew that today would be a hard start! No matter the amount of coffee I was about to put into my engine, today would be hard!
Let me tell you, that not even the scent of this holy liquid could make me smile! The whole night I have been tossing and turning and not because I was having fun! NOPE! I was trying to cool down spots on my body that were overheated and not in the fun way! Bloody hell! It did not cool down at all and the temp was still screaming 28c at 3AM!
Now, I know that I never look all too pretty or good in my mornings but I am 100% sure even the Devil himself was jealous at the monstrous face and body I woke up with today! Flames of hell, heath from every inch around me.... I woke up to a burning inferno and still had a whole freaking day to go!
So, I did the only thing that I could do! Feel very super badly sorry for myself and throw question up the sky asking why.... More like WHYYYYYYYY???? Anyhow.. After three coffees I found it time to peek outside, to see thr truth! A burning world in heat! PURE HEAT! Sweating and stinking people who all looked like they could not poop for days! One might think you can NOT see the heat but trust me, one can!
I stepped back, closed every curtain in the house and took my place on the couch. My cry corner if you may! The here I am going to sit all day and cry myself a river! The spot where I can scream how much I HATE TODAY and that want to KILL the weather!
I think this was the moment I realised that even me, the funny snek (I like to think I am funny! Shut it! Let me dream!) the one who always seems to laugh is a BIG CRY BABY! OMG, I can be such a CRY Baba! Like seriously, I totally lost myself in complaining and made myself feel even worse because of it! Bottles up and drink baby snek, time to freaking slap yourself in the face and GROW the SNEK UP!
So, pulled up my big girl panties and walked outside, opened my arms and shouted "HELLOOO SINSHINE!" I will be honest, standing there felt like I was a vampire burning in the beams of sunlight. I felt like a ready to eat chicken matbe perhaps, pulled pork! I ran back inside like a scared deer in the head lights of a car!
With a heart beat of 600 miles per hour I decided that I am a serious Winter person yet I was not ready to give up and turn into CRY snekky again!
After a few seconds of thinking I found out that I still do like things in Summer! Yes, even when the birds seem to falling dead from the roofs.
FOOD! I love food! Right now its 35c and I would die to sink my teeth into a kebab! Or a pizza or even better both! Food makes me forget everything! Even the heat! I pushed away the fear of someone sinking their teeth into me because I would smell like a hamburger freshly roasted in the sun by day dreaming about french fries and kebabs. During the dreams I also drank some more coffee because one can never bounce too much on a HOT day!
Food turned my mood from angry and willing to kill people to hey all what a marvelous day! Seriously, I hate when I find myself sobbing about things I can't change no matter how much I try! I do however love the fact that I learned to spot these moments from myself! And even more so, that I am now strong enough to turn them into something good. For dinner we had knakworst! You can google that! It was good and after that I ate a HUGE bowl of pudding with way too much whipcream! Blessings! I feel fat, I am fat and I really don't care!
I am HAPPY and the fact that my partner will go to the woods with a friend to watch a horny deer porno movie can't even change that! WAIT... He is going to spot deers in heat, thats all... Hence.. Nevermind. My day is good and it will become even better! YOu wanna know why? Because today is a special day! TODAY I will be howling at the moon!
We are a few hours away from the longest total lunar eclipse of the 21st century! And I am NOT going to miss it! I was born ready this morning to see the moon turn blood red! Muahahahhahahah! I am seriously looking forward to seeing it and I will take the time to enjoy it! Some say this eclips pushes all the star signs into weirdness and I believe that might be true!
This evening, when the blood moon while beam it's light upon us all...... I will say THE SPELL and turn the world into a marvelous happy place! So be ready to have a smile written on your face for the rest of your life! And yes, that also goes for the moments you are not on the blockchain! Muhahha.. Okay, I think I am already in retrograde fifty six forty one!.... Time to log off and close this log blog!
Much love
Snekky!