Lets sleep early!
Sleep is like magic, it comes and goes whenever it pleases and for some reason we never look eye to eye
You are sleepy, you are sleepy!
Listen to your body they say! Don't play games before you sleep, read a book, drink milk! I give up! Sleep and me we do no longer call ourself friends! In fact, I think sleep has declared war towards me!
I am sitting calmly on my couch, no tv, no pc, no phone! I am just relaxing and trying to clear my mind. I even go back and say thank you for all the good things! My eyes slowly fall closed and I yawn. My body tells me that its time....So, lets sleep early!
I curl up in my bed, poke my partner a few times in his back because, one he is snoring and two he claims the whole bed for himself! My whole body screams to lay down and just close my eyes. I find the perfect spot after turning at least 4 times, I cuddle my pillow and close my eyes. I think about happy bubbles and count sheep. 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep....Have I posted already? Do I need to set my alarm? Man, I still have to make that call!!
AMAZING! FANTASTIC, just bloody fantastic!
Right at the moment I give into sleep, sleep runs away! WTF!!! And this is not one time, two times... Nuhuuu... This happens all the darn time! I go to bed, I am tired, I lay down. I am WIDE AWAKE!
Mecury retrowhateverrr
At first I wanted to blame the weird blood moon that I could not see because of the clouds but then I realised that this fight between me and sleep has been going on for years now. Trust me, I tried my best to become friends again but sometimes you just need to hit them in the face with a chair, or a car, whatever.
Wide awake and I make my way back into the livingroom after making a pit stop at the kitchen to drink some water. Should I make tea and cookies and invite sleep back in? I tried that, I even begged, on my knees!
I QUIT!
I wrote down my feeling and had a nice talk with sleep a few times! Kinda felt ignored because sleep did not really listen. It was too busy making other people yawn I guess! Maybe I am just not a pretty sleeper? No matter the reason, I made a choice not TO FIGHT anymore! Sleep can kiss my flurry behind and do something with a spoon! Ask
if you want to know what!Sleep and I broke up and this is my life now! AND I embrace it!
I DIVORCED SLEEP AND I AM HAVING A BLAST
When sleep gives you the middle finger, eat cheese!
I made myself a nice snack, cheese and some more cheese because F>>k sleep! I have this under control! I don't need sleep. What I need is a party, all alone, in the middle of the night with my new best friend cheese!