Man, what a trip signing up for Steemit! I created a Facebook account but it kept giving me an email error message telling me I didn't have a valid email account. I Google trying to figure this out and eventually, leave it.

I move on from Facebook to Reddit and karma. O-M-G! I'm in a sea of links that are talking about topics of zero interest to me but, and this is a big BUT... I must comment and appeal to the masses to earn karma!

Sooo, I talked in a football thread and was sexist to my own gender and received TWO karma. I had a guy telling me I made a sexist comment.

Hahaha!

Wow!
just
wow...finally FIVE KARMA and karma glory!

And most important, I lived to tell the tale and I'm here.

wiping the sweat from her brow
"Hi everyone!"