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Cryptopoly Presents: CryptoRaptor - CryptoJuice
This cover is dedicated to all the economists that told me crypto never amount to nothin', to all the kids in the trollbox that I was shilling on that ratted to the admins on me when I was just tryin' to make trade crypto to feed my puppies, and all the hodlers in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?
It's all good baby bay-bee
It was all a dream
I used to read Bitcoin Magazine
Trace Mayer, Barry Silbert in the limousine
Hangin' bitprints on my wall
Every Saturday ShitcoinTalk, host @Dum, heard'em'all
I trade my bags hot 'til my wallet pop
Invested everything, sold it all in a pawn shop
Way back, when I bought my first mining batch,
And flat cap to match
Remember URO, haha-haha
You never thought a tonne of piss could ever get that far
Now bitcoin in limelight but scaling bites
Time to persuade revolutionise world trade
Born beginner, no circles I was inna
Remember when I used to use fiat to pay for dinner
Big up Ace, Chris Burniske, CryptoPath,
Sherlock, ThisIsNuse, Anambroid they do the math
Not scaling up like you thought I would,
But send a payment, same block same chain
It's all good
Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, hodler, uh
You know very well, what's happening soon
Don't let em hold us down, straight to the moon
You had some bags, but not that many
I'll tip you $BTC soon that'll grow plenty
Perceptions changed, from common thiefs
To up close and personal with business chiefs
And it's far from cheap, I laugh at gold with my peeps all day
Open source, it's Satoshi way
The G and T keep me pissy, Economists diss me
Still they stocking up, yet dismiss me
I never thought it could happen, this blockchain stuff
I was too used to business analyst stuff
Now tweeters listen close to my crypto ratios
Mine in Sichuan where the power pumps the most
Nodes in progress, bedroom for weeks
Beg for retweets to help CryptoRaptor speak
Cryptolife is the goal
Puttin' lean steak in my little puppies' bowl
Lunches were punches, money stolen every week
Considered a geek cause I talk computer speak
Stereotypes of a tech nerd misunderstood
And it's still all good
Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, hodler
You know very well, what's happening soon
Don't let em hold us down, going to the moon
You had some bags, but not that many
I'll tip you $BTC soon that'll grow plenty
Blocknet, Reddcoin, Radium Stratis
Once so low cap, man I couldn't picture this
Super wide screen, charts are green, leather office chair
Got two dogs, and a house out of disrepair
Power bill about two bitcoin flat
No need to worry man the ROI is phat
The whole twitter crew is bragging
Some are even sayin crypto got them a shagging
Thinkin' back bout ma single card rack
Now pimp AC with miners in stack
And I love to show them off, of course
Tweets every time I go and buy me some more
We used to fuss when the analysts dissed us
No heat, wonder how the experts missed us
Flump days into dump days
Now we cruisin it out in the pump days
Uh, damn right it's CryptoLife I live
Mining crypto assets with an ASICs sieve
And yet it's still all good :)
You know very well, what's happening soon
Don't let em hold us down, straight to the moon
You had some bags, but not that many
I'll tip you $BTC soon that'll grow plenty