The Boss

A boss was complaining in a office meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect from his staff.

Later that evening, and decided to change that, he went to a shop and bought a sign that read:

The next morning, when he arrived at work, he taped it at his office door.

Later that day, returning to the office after lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"