Busy day today, but not too busy for a #bredlik for 
When I saw this picture, I immediately knew what the last two lines would be, and the attitude with which they would be delivered. As I wrote the rest from the end backward, I began to worry that it may not make any sense, since dogs don't wear clothes in the first place.
Then I remembered... it's a bredlik. I once wrote one about a rather yeasty bread which rose so high that it gained sentience and, having had enough of cows licking his kind, embarked on a quest to return the favour. I think I'll be fine. 🍋
Picture by christels on pixnio. CC0.
my naem is Dog
i dont ware cloze
i see no need
for nun uv thoze.
an wen sum prood
callz me a "slut" --
i lift mai tale.
i flash mai butt.