@suesa's Birthday Week of Bredliks #5

.... and this little piggy tried to turn me into a dirty commie vegan.
_{It's kind of working.}

No; no it's not. No amount of cuteness can make bacon not delicious. I'll make you a deal, pig. If Hive account@suesa can come up with some passable lab-grown bacon, I'll stop eating you. On purpose, I mean. Look, I'm not going to avoid fried foods just because they might be cooked in lard. You're cute, piggo, but I have needs. 🍋

_{all over the place. i claim "fair use." 2cute2refute}

my naym is Pig
im what you ayte
wen bacon went
up on yore plait
you cant eet me;
im much to cute.
i make my stand.
i raise my snewt.