The annual turnover of Games Workshop is worth four times the combined value of the UK fishing fleet.
Where are the gunboats?
Inquiring minds need to know, because the UK are prepared to apparently go to war with their nearest neighbours over cod stocks. Because what is the point of deploying a gunboat if you aren't signalling that you are prepared to use it.
Negotiating with Boris Johnson must be akin to playing poker with a guy who is ALL IN!!! every hand. But worse. would anybody like another drink? ALL IN!!!
Anyway, the least they could do is name Britain's answer to Space Force the Space Marines. Heaven knows the UK are going to be soon surrounded on all sides by enemies, and I for some reason can't think of the God Emperor with imagining Boris Johnson's punchable halibut face imagining HIMSELF as God Emperor and wanking himself into a stupor.
Now, you have that image too. My work here is done.