Having seen the news that officers from the Metropolitan Police have arrested a Jewish lawyer on the grounds that the Star of David that he wore around his neck was ‘provocative’ to pro-Hamas hate marchers shocked me more than many things I’ve seen lately. I could not help but think about how the sort of stuff that we once thought would not happen or was so fantastical as to be unbelievable has come to be our reality. Like a perverted re-run of the ‘Constable Savage’ sketch we now have police officers arresting Jews because their presence may inflame the demented passions of Leftist and Islamist arseholes.
The more I think about this incident the more it does sound like the ‘Constable Savage’ sketch. However instead of the racist police officer Constable Savage continually arresting an innocent Black man for ‘walking with a loud shirt in a built up area’, ‘possession of curly black hair and thick lips’ or ‘walking around with an offensive wife’, we have ‘Constable ‘Bearded’ Savage’ nicking Jews for well just being and acting Jewish.
Having said there here’s my take, updated to account for the complete and utter mess that Britain’s police forces have allowed themselves to get in, on the famous ‘Constable Savage’ comedy sketch from the Not the Nine O’Clock News team.
Scene one the canteen of a police station somewhere in England.
The characters. A police inspector and Constable Mohammed ‘Bearded’ Savage.
Insp: ‘Aha!. Constable Savage. Just the person I needed to see. Please step into my office.
Scene Two in the Inspector’s office.
Insp: ‘Now then Constable Savage I’ve called you in to have a word with you about the phenomenal number of arrests you’ve made in the past week. You may have been a little over zealous’.
Savage: ‘Thank you sir’.
Insp: ‘Now Savage I’ve not got you in here to praise you but to question some of your arrests.’
Savage: ‘What arrests would they be sir?’
Insp: ‘In the last seven days you’ve made arrests for the following reasons. Wearing a kippah in a built up area, eating bagels and lox in a public place, failure to possess a foreskin without good cause and wearing a Star of David necklace.’
Savage ‘Yes sir, Allah hu Akbar sir’.
Insp: ‘In the last week you’ve brought dozens of ludicrous and jumped up charges. Is this some sort of joke?
Savage: No sir, Allah hu akbar sir’. I don’t’ have a sense of humour it was removed from me at training school.
Insp: ‘What’s clear is that all these arrests were of the same man a Mr Joel Cohen of Golders Green’ Why do you keep arresting this man?’
Savage: ‘Well he’s a dangerous villain sir, my Imam told me so’
Insp: ‘Of course he’s a ‘dangerous villain’ Savage we are currently holding him in the cells on a charge of attempting to purchase kosher Schwarma’.
Savage: ‘Oh thank you sir, Allah hu Akbar sir’
Insp: ‘You arrested him’
Insp: Would I be correct in assuming that Mr Cohen would happen to be a Jewish person by any chance?’
Savage : ‘Well I can’t say I ever noticed sir’.
Insp: You Savage are a Jew hater. You are the sort of officer that gives the police a very bad name. The press and social media love to jump on stuff like this. I don’t want you associated with my force any longer. Therefore I’m transferring you to West Midlands Police, they like your sort there’.
Savage: ‘Oh thank you sir, Allah hu Akbar sir’
Sadly we in the UK are living in a comedy sketch that is rapidly turning into a tragedy for Britons both Jew and non-Jew. We have police forces whose senior management have climbed so far up the arses of Islamic ‘community leaders’, including, as in the West Midlands football case, those who are allegedly fans of the terror group Hezbollah. These police forces are now so bent towards sectarian interests that they are not serving the rest of nearly well enough.
Links
Evening Standard report into the arrest of a Jewish lawyer for wearing a Star of David.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/jewish-london-protesters-star-of-david-b1253684.html
The original ‘Constable Savage’ sketch circa 1980
