Battle Rap Nigeria : Damideasy vs Dr Cardio

BRN Battles : Damideasy vs Dr Cardio
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Damideasy Round 1

Our last battle

I aint gonna lie
It was me you had to do dirty/
And u probably
Thought u were the better man
But i grew godly
Think salvatire sorrnza
I got a second chance to catch a new body/

And u thought we
Were the same
Check my resume
U3 was my only loss
I left the rest in pain
U wanna talk about my last-
Bow
U aint going live to tell the tales

Translation
dont wanna go there/
The 9 stay bussing
Valentines day coming
Id dump the ratchet out of nowhere/

U been dropping bodies
That is lowkey true
Oh u think u a murderer
Na, that is phony dude
Watch me load the tool
All i gotta do is raise the arm
And make this killer pass
Im tony kroos

Im so intuned
All that fake hype
Made u forget u midtier
And u Came to the table of kings
And thought u could sit there
Well its the all smokes
Ill make u drop tears
Gas from the crowd aint make u see clear

Its real here
The champ
U not in anyones top 5
All u got is one style/
Why zip him up
When i could send a message with the text
And do the doc file/

( ch ch Bow)
The doc trying to operate
Stop the bleeding
But the bullet stuck in his chest
I just hope u find it in your heart to forgive me

If i dont win this battle
Imma come into ur crib and pill something /
The outcome of this will Be shocking/
a draw or lose
The doctor doomed
Cause He’s still bodied/
Or i let the auto burst
Put the metal in his back
Now he doctor octopus

Pistol whip
Rock his face
Give him the beats with the 50
Now he doctor dre
All the guns will pray
Or We could box
Just to show u
I ddnt come to play
Combination
Got him head moving all sort of ways
The fans confused
looking at the doctor strange
Was that cliche
Well damn
You were never the champ
We know what flow did
And the jungle made you
Tarzan
Na shazam
He catching the beat still
Have his rib split
Stab him with this steel
So U better watch men
Cause We see
A bunch of shit
Coming out of DC

I had to study ur name
To make sure i dont come up with the same shit
But cardio-logy said i should be done
With the name flips

Its nothing but dizaster
If i raise the big glock
Whether or not
I let the 4 cast
I put a storm in your teacup
I got a right to hit jaw then peel
rock his face/
Put the steel to his mug
Send the doc to a sunken place/

But u schooled in london
Let me make this grimmy/
Did u check the conditions
The tems said u shouldnt try me/

fucking fraud
I will take out this con soul
Like its game night/
Put the DOT in front of U N
Spell your name right/

So go ahead and call me short
You wouldnt be saying enough
I mean to be 6ft is dope
Except when u lay in a box

Dr Cardio Round 1

I’m a phantom menace every laws I’m breaking

My abilities were latent last year now the force awakens
But yours are fading, We don’t operate with same type of grace
Since my first battle with K Mac I’ve been moving in hyperspace
Dami in these Star Wars, you can’t do nada
I acquire gun/ quigon and bare arms like Chewbacca
The Death Star blaze ya
Chest shot heart breaker
The pop reveal itself to this walker Darth Vader
If you ain’t dead with this
Light saber break your neck with this
Split your head from your trunk I’m a separatist
In your battle with iconbagz you took your shirt off and you were showing em
Pause we don’t even wanna see your face mandalorian
I’m a Sith Lord I’m taking over
Break your shoulder
Han Solo pistol The kid lifts bodies in the air, baby yoda
I guide your face through
Machetes, katana and knives against you
Blade to your skull, and just like the meaning of your middle name adedeji, the crown became 2
You wanna go for the win right?
That’s a sound you can’t sing right
Coz I breeze through with a machete then go for your windpipe

Even if I’m short of bullets you’ll still get jumped on
Best option
You’d get the Nina butt instead of the pop, stepmom porn

What?? I’ve started with pops
Pop this pop that
Nigga fuck that
But look who is talking, you say pull up this, pull up that, pull up to your crib like 5 times in every round

Bow!!! I pull up to your crib 5 times with heavy rounds
So say pull up again? you lose,but This last time I’ll pull up to your office to be sure that pull up shit stop
Bow!!!! Bring your child to work day, I pull up with pops
But I don’t like to judge a person’s sexuality, but I believe I speak for BRN when I say that I got rattled
When you literally pulled up in that icon battle
That was an eye sore damn you
Knoweth why you were born in pride month I do
Fuck it’s bars my guys want mind you
so My guns rattle
Machete to hydra heads, random slaughter
Drag you by the neck put handcuffs on ya
Now you’re really a drag queen with bangles on ya
Hammer to your spine, you get break from the back, Hakeem’s landlord’s daughter

3 & Tails got decompose like manure in the earth
I got decompose like Beethoven in reverse
Let’s talk about our last battles, me, flawless victory. in general, I sent shells to the west
But you!! M fucked you badly, so ashamed you had tails between your legs. Pause
You lost to M, me and then to U
Now I understand why hate the MCU

Damideasy Round 2

Round 2

BRN
I know i may have fucked up alot in our chats/
And that may be the fault in our stars/
So please dont whine about it/
On ur pursuit of Happiness’s
I am the iceberg to your titanic/
did u listen to the scheme
Or u still strenched in fear/
Whatever move he makes
Its gonna end in tears/

Lets be clear
Just another battlerapper
Acting like he grip things/
If u see this adult animated
Just know he has been a simp since/

Yo yo
What u doin
What happened to the old deasy
The old deasy?
Dont u know deasy?
The back to back punches
Like charron nitty

Cool
I let a couple split
U flipped bra for a whole round
Lets see how u can handle a doube d

Double team
So what u going do with us/
we holding arms across the street
Like the movie us/
‘1 nigga bring 2 niggas...
3 niggas? Na i bring em all in/
4 niggas bring 5 Gs (gangstars)
And 5 gs bring the coffin (coughing)/

Death dont cost a thing
Tell the reaper that he coming/
If i load the 12
Just know it gets cheaper by the dozen/

I keep the gun in the coat
Incase a nigga ready to kick the bucket
So If he act foul
Kazuki ito
Im quick to reach in the pocket

U could get killed for stunting
I got a gun so- dejinous
This shit is big for nothing
Na
I gotta pump up the heater
I got a gun so big
My niggas dragging the burna
Like he fucked up on twitter

I could pull up with the zlatan
The kickback make me spin around
I mean the zlatan
Ibragimovic
Bigger 9

They say he multi-talented
Cool, the 9, mac nd 4 spray/
Give him everything on site
I heard he the jack of all trades/

If one shot dont do it
I put the gun down to face him
7 more in the clip
And give the doctor 8
Congratulations

And u a Liverpool fan right
That is quite true/
But BRN will rather walk alone
Than go to BIg stage and field a nigga like you/
hydra Those
Are the true champs
Bars alone are something you dont have
thats why u really hate my new camp/
Now u could die at ease
It the shots aint firm her knows
I let the 9 assist
So Should i hit him with the meal? Na /
I aint trying to kill a nigga/
, im a smooth criminal
What i got in the chamber lean a nigga/
Pull up where u work
Just to show u what this mop will do/
Bullets like osman demble
They quick to go in the hospital/

Its only right
I put this bitch down
I got a nice hook for the champ
Chris brown

If i raise the burna boy
everyone close to your heart
Going To heavens gate
Why let the blood pump
When one shot
Coukd get everyone in your circle late
That means his family die
If i pull up with twin eagles
This baldhead
Will have his blood shot
What u got in the vein - diesel

Now u dead on the ground
Tears as u lay flat/
Put on hand in your chest
And tell your bitch to take heart/

Or imma wait till that bitch pregnant
And let the tech shoot
Nigerian pastor
I will make her give up her first fruit

Put a C4 in her vagina
I make sure her lungs or bleed/
Donjazzy
Give her more hits
And blow up the doctor seed/

Dr Cardio Round 2

No more magic tricks from you your flaws have shown

Coz of your Slytherin parseltongue I’ll leave this sorcerer stoned
Your shame I’ll unleash it
You’re brain I’m gon leak it
No one knows when my gun goes off , it’s got a chamber of secrets
Expelliarmus to disarm dizzy is the task at hand
Blast the man
Beg for your life? Nah you’re my prisoner so ask I bang
Die like Cedric in Goblet of fire imma dose ya
Guns lift dizzy in the air wingardium leviosa
With the snakes you act like your the lord of the creatures
Fall by your reaches?
I don’t give 2 fawkes I rise from the ashes, that’s my order of Phoenix
You can’t slither your way out of this one, I’m not convinced
My canon blow your body to pieces, csi confirm all you have blood prints
U try to dement us? Expecto Patronum, I summon a revolver then empty barrels
It’s gon be a long movie how I split you in 2 with my deathly hallows
Coz of all your dark arts I’ll embalm your cadaver
The long stick end this wizard Avada kedavra

You hate niggaz at the top, that is becoming too too clear
When you watched me overtake you and become champ, you started going coo coo here
Qhaddafy won the World Cup but you downplayed his bars, and said he only has delivery, like is your screw loose there?
You’re just a gold bitch, so once you see me, it’ll be a baby in your belly, duduke

Ever since you lost to tree your roots were deflowered
I was different, since then every troop I devoured
You Couldn’t take it well, no longer top dog in your head, started the podcast to move with the crowd
Now all you do is talking shit. But that totally makes sense, in biology hydra is a creature that poops from it’s mouth

I don't know what the fuck you were thinking trying to rate my skills
But when you first battled me, you were disgraced and grilled
Chased and heeled
Shamed and peeled
Slayed and spilled
The only real estate you ever had was the hate that built
Calling everyone I battle mid tier trying ta downplay my views
Then I thought to myself, Your surname Igun means vulture no wonder you're always tryin ta take my kills
There’s a price on your head, and that’s something my girl wanna take for real
My Nina’s raised to kill
And she’s a feminist so when I take her out, she pays her bills

appreciate greatness, nigga why do you despise
And you can’t deny
The pleasure you derive
In others demise
I see the bitch in you, it’s clear in Dee’s eyes
So I’ll pimp slap every ho in hydra, I’m a master of D’s guys

Using your skills to bitch and scheme all year that’s clear as fact
No wonder 2020 in China is the year of the rat

BRN we need to castaway this bad egg, Coz this rat is going to infest
Dizzy goes against everyone’s progress, motion sickness

Damideasy Round 3

Round 3

At hennessy i was the best pen
A fucking hero/
You are not a legend
What do i know about your origin-zero/
I saw u at felabration
Looking like a fag on jordans
How are u a doctor
If u lack performance
To every one that died in your hospital
I might fuck around and raise them
Have a bunch of dead bodies
Running at the doc
Pirates of the carrieban

Always hyping nas and biggy
U niggas are boring/
All that OG shit is starting to annoy me/
Drake is god
I dont need u to cosigned his writing
So now, got the right angles to put u in a box
Since you wanna be stuck in the 90’s/

Tobi was the best puncher
But u kept attacking the men
Your resume trash
Its all facts in the end/
With all the beef u were packing since (parkison)
Got ur hands shaking
U couldnt handle pen/

In your battle against wilson
U said
This 2 5s will give u future tense/
My nigga
That was super dense/
Ur bullets travel throug time?
Lol how to do u pull up this shit/
Okay think simpsons cartoon
Even What u draw futuristic

U devalue the word champ
Not a single soul called u the name/
That title had your head in the clouds
And ever since then
Nothing was the same/

Chmp this
Champ that
Fur fuck sakes/
If u dont shut up
I got something silver
To get the doc taped/

Lets knuckle up
Imma take this bitch down
I got a nice hook for the champ
Chris brown

U became champ
Dejinous gave ne holyfield
Dont get ur facts wrong/
Even at your zenith
U couldnt get access to diamond/
How would u be a nigga we could bank on/

You been calling me out
How are u the champ?/
If not for the 30k
U would have to bend a knee for the shot
Like bitches on instagram/

We all know u became champ by the skin of your teeth
Is it because u lost to mac twice, maybe?/
U couldnt brush it off
Had a bunch of fillers in your round
All those problems caused by the k
Was why u had your crown shaky/

I mean u rap good
But in battle rap
It was really hard to display/
U started wack
Its a fact i would say/
The witcher
We saw your stock drop
Since u couldnt adapt to the game/

U cane into my dm, asking how u could end it/
I told u it wasnt about what u said
But how u said it/
write with emotions
Let ur bars do that /
Sunce I told you write from your heart
i made every cardio verse cooler/

My nigga, i made you
Im the reason for all this blood shed/
But enough said/
In the end
Everything john writes
Is just a revelation of what the god said/

They came to see star wars
Oh be warned
Shooting for the moon
Sky walking
Reach my level

I was a sky-walker
But i saw u shooting for the moon
But oh be warned
Thinking u could leap to my level
U met your doom

Ur lucks up
I am obiwon
To ur skywalkee
I watched u come up
But the moment u though
U could reach my level
Is where u fucked up

They say life imitates art/
Is that why u play a fake part/
A yoruba demon and cardiologist
Aint u supposed to break hearts/

How u hooking up with chicks twixe your age
Ewww that shit so shady/
U best not
juventus
How U found delight in old ladies/

Dr Cardio Round 3

The time has come to finally teach a lesson to DD

With Arms strapped, scope to your vessels the Cardio doctor pump like I'm checking your BP

I trouble D
Humble D
chest shot!!! make him wiggle.... braless Double Dees
I had one in the chamber for will, but for you I double these
Since I’m both an ass & boobs guy, it’s a Gun butt to Double Dee

Your surname means vulture & you’re just a raging nerd
Always caging verb
Lemme start my occupation work
Head shot, send igun to the hospital, make vulture a patient bird

Nigga tryin a hang with the vets, this ain’t a gang for bitch
Tie a rope round Dami neck till he gets the hang of it
Dami dizzy hanging dangling in the air, from the morn to the dead night
I hang out with the Nina just in case Dami hang on to his dear life

Firing squad for hydra, that’s what the sentence say
Dami at the left buck at the right and put pen in the middle like Independence Day

To be my punching bag, you’re the man made for the mission
I slam the opposition
Raise cans to em like I’m asking for permission

Walk into hydra house with guns, catch Dami showing off his dildo acquired, bow!!
Next is pen priest, bow!!! Snatch his hero agbada
It’s a blood bath
Shoot ayology in his lux mask
Bix F? Manu fan tie him up and show him the league table till his lungs crash
Xzinix? I’ll spare his life, but instead of him to run fast
He tried sending me a YouTube clips and then my gun blast
Slim buck??? Hmmmm I’ll let him live to tell the tale on the next hydra podcast
Nah fuck that buck can’t escape no debate
I throw dumbbells on buck just to make slim over weight

Nigga I don’t choke
My pen game is bible quotes
We may have the same number of rounds but when we atom/add em we nuclear/knew clear the mass is different isotopes
Everything about you is tiny your life’s a Viral joke
Rifle nose
Since you’re that small of man here’s a microscope
The red dot, get you blew black like a Biro wrote
Nah red beam sirens , getting blew black now the violence grow, fire explode, riots go

You have a problem with numbers so it’s your countdown to the hearse
You go against everyone that plays 5 for 5th though you did it first, twice!!!
1st was Area 51, 2nd was against u3
There u said U already dropped the 5th it’s only right u let the 4 get to 3 ????
But let me show u how to do it
You couldn’t handle 3 you plain died
You couldn’t put u to rest, so with a sledge hammer I’ll give you a break, and with a 4 you’ll take 5
Die by the 6
You’ll be carried by the six
And put you in 6 feet, coz my gun outrage
For your 2 legs, you’ll get the semis, but that’s just the knockout stage
I give D 12, that’s a dirty dozen now a nigga die
When the trigger slide
Coz when bad meets evil, it’s gon be with nickel 9
Gun so big the kick back make my wrist snap
Bow!! Shoot your knee caps then I relapse
Run 8 mile Kamikaze still comes , no survival
This is music to be murdered by no revival
I’m infinite with bars lemme bring together dem sweet schemes
Coz you’re shady, bad with numbers and died in your last battle they’ll be no recovery from these M16s

you found light in the pen??
Nah Nigga you are light in the pen
Your fans and techs don’t clap
You’ve never been to a studio to flex on tracks
Coz DD fucks shit up in basement Dexter’s lab

Split Dami from limb to limb, the worst death ever in the history books
Send each piece of him to all his homies, so they can have something to say on Damideez’s tribute/distribute

Round 1 I exposed your tricks in performance
Round 2 I exposed the bitchy endurance
Round 3 I exposed your internal organs

The way you run your mouth like a dam
Doubt you’re a man
If clout was the plan
I’ll end this bout with a can
Bow!!!! Now you’re going out with a bang

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