BRN Battles: Mano vs. Spliff
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Card: All The Smoke 2
Mano Round 1
You look like you’ve got an extra head stuck right here my nigga,
and that shit be cracking me up every time,
I can picture spliff tryna do the moonwalk and shit...
but the big head be pulling him forward with every slide
You fucking weirdo
I’m sure your bitch must me tired too cos for her this shit is no longer fun
spliff be in the bedroom like “baby please let me give you head nah”
she turns around and goes nigga which one?
you fucking bum....
Say something I don’t like, and I’ll come bitch slap you right in front of your mums
I’m disrespectful like that, the kinda guy who’ll confront you just cos you’re staring at me too long
So stay in your place lil kid, or I’m coming to your house in anambara
with an arm brah your bro wants to jump in and help you he’s getting tapped out to an arm bar,
your sister ted bundy treatment now you know the kinda psycho that I am bah
then it’s head shot to spliff sleep with the rose bitch I ain’t talking amber
I gat your casket ready, listen boy what I’m about to do krazy
I speak your gods language so if he don’t die I let (dialect) him leave so he can think he played me
then I slide out with the blade her name be thunder and that bitch swing krazy
so once this thunder thunder thunder cat ho!! Translation thunder rabukwegi*
See I ain’t proving ground middle or top tier nigga,
I’m that nigga who has proved my ground and in the middle is where I’ll tear all the top tier niggas,
I’m god like, and spliff you kinda dy for that tear tear nigga that’s why it bothers me that you think you can 3-0 me out here nigga
Boy I will beat you on any stage, physically I don’t even need to get the weapon drawn cos my punches connect ground game exceptional as fuck no game mnov in the octagon, and when it comes to the pen I’m better too see my bars for make your papa get stroke cos whatever I pen down always brings bodies, bitch I’ve got myself the death note
I’m in my zone gee... archer mode, to bring an end to your miserable life is what the goal be so once you hear me say odumeje you better run, that’s cos what I’ve got in tha bows kill (indaboski
Spliff Round 1
You know I want all the smoke.. So when I let bullets rain.. No saving man with a ark
And since an apple started the downfall of man in the bible.. Only right I end Man with a Mac!
So you gonna need your whole family to stop you from taking these shots.. Nigga think intervention
Cos I load.. Reload(2x)... I'm known for manipulating these polls(poles).. Rigging elections!
I come through with bigs guns.. Give your boys holes
And this 'tech by the way'.. Not known for voice notes!😂
New Nina.. Big Llama.. The heat major!
I bring the deuce ina.. Sig Sauer..And I hope you got your work done, cos everybody knows.. "Clocking niggas out".. That's the Sig nature!
In the face off, you was talmbout you unappreciated, but simple truth? Your bars iffy
And you're the greatest only in your head.. You remind me of Cassidy!
Err'body know I'm the truth, so fuck you if think that you damn litty!
And I got niggas ready to blam with me.. So fuck a 'Pep" talk.. I give the people what they want.. U see Ls when I show up in Man City!
Quit playing.. Or you'll pay for these rash actions.. When the Heat wave!
Kicks raise him.. Y'all gon see 'Man up'.. Like be brave!
If he spraying? Nah this nigga ain't spray shit.. Just's same lame fake bars!
And you mad that I got booked cos you empty n I multiply the value of the card.. 888
So why we even here? Spliff vs Mano ba? Nigga this man over!
Get him in the box.. No room to manoeuvre, when I have ma niggas, bloods, and men over..
Put two niggas in his backyard, two niggas at the gate.. I'll even have bloods posted at his door.. Like the 'passover'
So this seem like overkill right? Well not for all who know me.. It's like a ball to Kobe... You gon' fall too hommie.. Cos if I see you 'flash' a weapon.. I'm loaded when it's 'air time'.. You get a 'call' to glory!
In the faceoff, you was talking spicy men..
Talmbout how you do live battles? Well ba.. Headshot! .. Dead niggas don't show up to live events!
Mano Round 2
See I found it really hard preparing for you spliff,
maybe it’s cos your whole style 😴 always puts me to sleep
my nigga you’re not that nice well let’s say you are kinda below average with it
another stupid fat Igbo boy who’s already thinking he ill... bliss in himself,
the way to a mans heart is through his.....
BOW!!! Nigggs speak for your self
See first off I’ve put in too much work in this shit to be battling you bitch,
my face should already be set it stones
cos I went from Boosie to hitman Gzone to Hitler
now I’m battling spliff after all my superhero tricks??
Well I guess In the end I Jones (Indiana Jones)
so I’m coming with all the weapons catch you in a corner and pistol whip you with all aggression
I’m only loosing to you in your dreams bitch and of that happens it’s not a blessing
cos you’ll sleep forever the kick back from this shit will make sure you’re not coming out of that inception...
I’m wigging fool, been hiding myself for so long from these kids now it’s time to unleash that beast,
pica-boo I’ve brought a bigger tool,
the omaga beam will blast you to the darkside when you are In view
and just because you are built like you are In the pot belly gang I might fuck around and shoot dejinious too
I got a screw loose spliff, like niggas way their head no carry am
but they still use spliff ama kill you quick
and these punches be the reason you’ll be working out of control
but if he’s of close enough for contact then the code word be maradona that means the arms would reach to archive my goal,
gun bar king..... nah y’all bitches can have that that ain’t even what I’m mad at
I’m too smooth with these punches, let’s just set it out right nigga but you kinda..... 👋
all you do is write write filler you stupid clown ass nigga
think you can fight fight nigga till you bump into the Kevin Hart (my hand)
you wanna go night night night nigga??
Well I don’t think so, thing is I don’t really feel you’re alright
scrap cos you came swimming deep waters and forgot to pack your life jack
you deserve a light smack for thinking you can maneuver a win against me I this type match
well you ain’t getting past this old school shooter so best believe in that next round this super force will be right back
Spliff Round 2
I see the Spliff flips and the fat jokes coming from a mile away.. Real facts
And if I had a kg for every time said I was fat, then I'll be.. Fat!
And you could also say I say I don't look like a gangster.. And that is myopic
I'm of the realest in the shit.. You see I just casted myself to play you.. That's a biopic!
This nigga hungry for some action? Bread winner.. I put the mil in his mouth... Don't care if he fasting
Oh. Not yet? Shoulda took the Hitler route and make sure that I gassed him
His son not gon' be left out.. Got a small shot for man pikin.. I call this a vaccine!
RPGs, SMG.. The code word for this phase of the op? Technology.. Cos we all gon see Man put out of work by machines!
But if your niggas say no guns? We'll never be grossly unable
I have my niggas come through holding more 'logs' than the four figure table'
Cos they boots laced, run your dudes fades.. With some new blades.. Leave all of your niggas flat.. That shit gon' be like a pastor with a low profile.. Why? Cos there'll be no one to come to your 'crews aid'(crusade)!
Yo if I get his address.. You find me creeping up his street
Hit him with a right, have him picking up his teeth.. Finna wake him up.. If he sleeping on me still
Shot to his head.. Have his brains dripping down his leg... Now he thinking on his feet!
Left him leaking on the sheets.. I just showed you how to handle a nigga in his own turf!
Still speaking of this shit,
I could've used ma knife.. But since this killing taking place in his crib? I thought its only right that a 'dedicated pop'.. Help out with the home work!
So holmes what? Your puke worthy lines against Hitler really left us ill
So how you gon handle Spliff when you couldnt even put out Hit.. Man you wasting a record deal!
So fuck your efforts still... Cos me? Steady bringing fire for days
And if the heat don't burn ya, I'm ready to come give you bucks at fixed intervals like a hire purchase!
So if you aim to beat me in this battle? You gon need a whole plan!
So Flow, Jung.. Line 'em up, cos with this 9? I X niggas in a row man!
I said 9, IX, Roman... Man I got the win easy
And fuck you for saying I was below average in the faceoff.. Cos anyone who heard this verse? Know I'm never less than mean with it!
Mano Round 3
This round no bun bars, peep this....
This dumb nigga had the nerve to say he talked to dr strange and he said he checked a thousand outcomes and didn’t see you loose....
bitch ain’t that really funny?
Cos you 2-0 down already and the dr you talked to must have been cardio
cos none of y’all saw this ass whooping coming we from different worlds,
I’m that type of guy who will pull some assault on niggas and all you’ll see are bodies in that bag when I zip,
you’re that type of guy who will pull sommersault on niggas and we'll all get ready for some cat wheels and back flips
boy I know your type, another fake nigga whose ready to chase clout all his life
and there’s already rumors that you cheat in scrabble to get wins...
so I don’t need to spell it out for you to know I don’t your hype
and when I’m speaking in homophones is the only time you can hear me say spliff be leaving that real/reel life,
mhen I’m just too fucking nice for y’all lames I should have spared him in the ring
but he’ll start feeling glad he ate or a big dog like Roman reigns
nah I said I’m gonna spear you in the ring gladiator shit that’s how the romans reigned
boy there’s levels to this,
I be wigging a different way even your niggas know I’m a bonified threat
they set you up, cos I’m that psycho who’ll be under pressure at gun point and still pass s polygraph test
but I should applaud you fam cos you’ve been putting in a lot of work lately and it’s got you me,
so that should be a win for you in a glorified sense but the krazy thing is if I put in half the work that y’all niggas do, I go dey battle Holyfield next
Now do you see how I move nigga?? Smooth nigga, I do this cos I can and I haven’t even gotten in my grove nigga
Been smoking spliff all 3 rounds I’m so high right now I swear I’m heading to the fucking clouds
I no dy pass claro, ama smoke spliff till i get that ok sign 👌🏼 to throw him to the fucking ground
you like run from your mothers to your brothers house
it’s still picture perfect cos cheese is Always there to catch a fucking mouse
so like every other nigga from the south I dey come worry/warri everybody for your big brother house
And I heard your fat bitch been trying to loose weight,
but you can’t do nothing coz your fat ass is always with a box of fries
we’ll tell that Bitch to come get a taste of this dick,
this shit be the the quickest way for her to x her size/exercise
And Incase y’all don’t know it’s my time nigga
so when his homies ask who killed him tell them he was killed by this south side nigga
Spliff Round 3
You prolly saw my L against Cardio and thought to yourself.. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust"..
Nah nigga fuck that.. Ain't no way I'm losing this.. Cos fat niggas ain't ain't in the shape to move from box to box!
And this aint bouta be a debatable.. One of those that guys really edge
Cos I put on my black tee to come kill ya.. Cos if it's crime, I go harder on black.. That's white privilege!
Yo I heard you say you could beat a lot of URL rappers, and one of them was Lux..
That shit got me dying.. You must confuse beating Lux, with beating your dick with LUX.. Nigga pause!
So don't EVA think that you're top tier, cos you dunno DETTOL that takes
You gotta SAFEGUARD your feelings cos the rage needed to reach that level of PREMIER penmanship, is guaranteed to replace the JOY in your heart with whole heartaches!
In your head, you think this battle is just to show me favour
But your battle with Gzone gave him the lowest views he ever got.. E no gree take off!
So tone it down with the disrespect.. I know you ain't got paid shit for all them live battles.. Na lowly labor
Or I'll have ma niggas move in your hood holding Snub nose .357 revolvers.. Nosey neighbors..
You wanna know how much power I generate? Start something.. I'll put an end to that mad fronting.. All ma mans stunting.. The code word for the kill? Operation Churchill.. Thats Tonto husband..20 seconds Go in start bussing..
It's crazy.. How all y'all live battle niggas be gassed up!
Now lemme see you raise an arm.. Thinking you're worthy? I make sure you catch the hammer and that's Thor!
I gat more.. So if you think say you fit come catch me for my whip? Begin stab me?
I ride around with a Glock in my glove compartment... It stays ready.. That 9 never leaving the box.. That's Inzaghi!
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