BRN Battles: Spliff vs Fayah Phlaims
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Card: Bars Are Back
SPLIFF ROUND
Cos I'm a Lagos boy, you from Cape Town.. The levels? Freaking insane!
Hold it down for my town.. Most likely to leave my prints in the game
I'm good in Gidi.. But in your town? you remind me of batwoman.. You're just a bitch in the Cape! (Capetown)
You know I want all the smoke! I show up, put the stick to him.. Put out Flames.. Nothing left just embers..
Gat something for your niggas too.. These guns? Make em die by Fayah.. MFM members!
You try to run? Trace you to the place.. I'm hyper!
Come through with 5 shooters.. Catch you at the train station.. I'll have 4 watching.. While the '5th taking shots on the track'.. .. Fatals Cypher!
Listed all the attributes a good emcee needs and apart from all the trapezium shit you be spitting you couldn't even tick a line!
Cardio dissed you on a beat.. I know you ain't reply cause you obviously can't kick a vibe
And it's annoying how you tryna speak Pidgin and shit.. Wanting to be Nigerian.. Don't make me pull the bigger nine!
Nah fuck it.. It's 4 bodies on the .50.. Since you wanna be Nigerian so much, it's gonna help you pick a tribe!
Now I'm briefly gon talk about your insecurity..
Cos your self esteem gotta be really low if you gotta make stickers of yourself for validation..
And you think that's smart dude?!
Funny how you rely on stickers for a false feeling of security..
You know who else does that? members of Lord's Chosen or Winners chapel!.
Then you pick on weaker opponents for points to feed your ego...
Cos anytime you in front of big dogs? Bitch-slapping!
Kenny killed ya, Queen Moda, Cardio..
If you couldn't get the doc taped (duct tape) how you think you gon have this kid napping?!
Don't make me grip the 9..Nah.. Come out to play with two 4s, defensive move reshapes..
Fuck around and drop the pounds.. Losing weight!
Eitherways, you ain't gon win this fight this night king.. even if the 4s lacking
Arya ready? Cos I got a Arakh with me..
Stick it in him.. Pull it out.. Y'all gon see Fayah all over the blade.. Dothraki!
Big mistake accepting to take this battle in a Nigerian group.. Best know that!
Cos even if you bring your niggas?
Everybody knows Fayah men be ineffective in Nigeria... Tell the rest go back!
See I win without using this baby (gun).... No need to let the tech blow fast!
So if I decide to put bucks in Flames, it's just to keep the baby warm.. Escobar!
Positional awareness.. I got cold niggas by Fayah side.. Right where they ought to be
Plus ma niggas brought big ladders for fayah men.. Now they equipped for the job truly!
I got dude freezed... About to leave him dazed and conquered
Buss toolies.. get some bullets in him, they say it's what's inside of a man that counts?
Well now his days are numbered!
When the polls were made, it's a few niggas that thought you could beat me cos you rank higher
Nigga I got a 'boomerang'.. And that's for anybody that 'back Fayah'(back fire)
Cos you beating me? Fairytale... I'm sure gonna dance on your grave!
Or since you love fairytales so much? How about I let 'this knee land' (Disneyland) on your face!
FAYAH ROUND
its that ike chu kwe that's the sound of the gun/
they say the obese are more prone to heart attacks/
can we call it fact, the cardiologist done more than rap/
you in surgery for a lung transplant but got your heart detached/
fuck a doc, i'll pump iron in your system till the anaemia lapse/
marijuana decriminalization committee review recap/
what that mean for spliff? Nigga, bars are back!/
think peter parker enemies, this bitch go catch a stray/
if I cant get whoever on the web, I'm killing mary j/
spliff feeling himself, nigga light a match/
no tay roc rumors but he took a drag/
strict access when I author events, i let your writers pass/
he well rounded and got substance? fire feeds off gas/
i'm here to burn your business like a masochist exposed/
tears enjoyed, turns to tiers destroyed, pyramid schemes get foreclosed/
rastafarian graffiti artist, the clips spraying spliff by the wall, its a riot/
and since you're full of yourself, I'll put spliff on a plant-based diet/
think abusive relationships, i straight beast/
another hit? you overstayed your visit, you rage feed/
now I'm at yout neck with a blunt knife like baeleaf/
you enroute to hell fire, flames being the bodybag guy/
this trip a dizaster for cannabis like a bad high/
homie i really didn't want to do this, somethings I do exempt/
but they say, those closest speaking life to you, whispers death/
so that's why familiarity breeds contempt/
im an arson for hire, here to meet your burning desires/
so wherever this plant based, its a forest fire/
you get a buzz from wanting all the smoke like fire detectors/
try and deflector this, weed needs fire to hit hard, mxm you gotta respect us/
on paper, put a hit on you in prison, guess from who kite is?/
since you want all the smoke, I'll lace a hit with bronchitis/
i'm swing blades to catch all your smoke, that's a fume extractor fan/
5 second rule, he a big boy, if I drop spliff who go catch ya man?/
its jinxed, if they wishing you more points/
so break a leg then lucky you i brought the metal to replace his joint/
test me? i'll put spliff down this a purity pledge, no drugs in the system/
I'm back mouthing with the choppers out, since one hit giving you wisdom/
get hit with that all you can eat buffet/
so fuck subtitles forcefeeding wordplay/
flame you in the worst way, that's cremation without a doubt/
cardio had the obease sweating like an intense workout/
for the lower case i got a line leading up to the point/
for the paper, I cut and separate spliffs insides like I'm busy making a joint/
Hit the spliff harder than Cheech & Chong/
Lungs coughing after I put him down, like shit the weed is strong/
can't bank on fire like a faulty lighter, thats why they don't sponsor me/
your name means power of god, I'm blinded by faith to what profit sees/
the doc tested on file to put fire out like die agnostic kill/
Moses heard the bush burning like this god talk is biblical/
meet the most high off one hit, the feeling is spiritual/
you will see the sickest smoke spliff, this weed is medicinal/
i'll catch his body cleaner than a germaphobes hygienic state/
I deem me great/
whats the power of god, when freewill steals your fate/
you are plant based/
send you back to the earth with your vast traits/
you masquerade lookinh hard but that only exposes the state, that the plant if phased/
dried up, euthanasia seeking the can to get sprayed/
neglected past as the plant withers to waste/
only to feteralize the ground breaking things I raise/
you can catch this fade with haste/
swinging blades past your face to give you a shave/
harvest you in a state, leave your type as vegetable/
they say my hits soft but later caught them off guard like i spiked edibles/
if a heckler try to trash me, the fact reads/
fire sending shots and whoever gas, leaks.../
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