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A few years ago, I had this plan to work with the meme kinda thingies you can find online to create blogs! So, after all this time, I think I should just do it! Welcome to me being Brutally honest about the things that these memes/pictures make me feel!
Indeed, we should all take a moment to be thankful that I don't own a taser and here is why!
First let me start by saying that I am not someone who goes outside or inside to harm anyone but there is this little, like really tiny sometimes big sadistic side of me who, at times, takes over my whole being! It can't be stopped, it's just part of who I am. I embraced it, some people around me not so much!
Anywhoooo, I don't own a taser and thats a good thing because I sure hell will end up either in jail or tied up in a cellar to be tortured. You know, I own two electric swatters for flies and people! I mean just flies of course! And I can tell you that if you stick your tongue against it you will not have to brush your hair for three days! Next to that I had trouble tasting my coffee for a whole week but damn it was fun! So, before you judge me for using my friendly swatter on others, know that I used it on me first. Or maybe I am mistaken and my friend was the first... I don't remember or I don't want to remember. I'll leave that up for debate.
That ttzzzzkkkkkk sound followed by a scream and a lot of curse words makes me giggle right before i start to run! I can run when I need to! Trust me. Could you imagine me having a tazer and walking into a party? I can see myself just doing that! Hi, I am Snekky and it's nice to taze ya! TZZSssKKttttt and jail cell!
I don't want to hurt people, badly... That sounds so wrong... OMG... I just... Yeah... The surprise on their face! Marveloussss... I do have to say that I know who I can do these things to and who not. I will never ever do something that can really damage anyone on purpose. BUT... That little voice that whispers in my ear to do it... That is the reason I push red buttons, touch things you are not allowed to touch and why I get into trouble at times. But, this is a post about being brutally honest so I would be lying if I never thought about tazing someone to a point where they pee their pants. Not only for giggles btw, also to finally shut them up or to make them realize not to mess with ce moi!
Bad bad Snekky! I will be in the corner for an hour!
