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A few years ago, I had this plan to work with the meme kinda thingies you can find online to create blogs! So, after all this time, I think I should just do it! Welcome to me being Brutally honest about the things that these memes/pictures make me feel!
1- Drink your coffee!
Oh, Hell yes I had my coffeeeee! I drink coffee, I love coffee, I live coffee and I honestly believe my blood turned into coffee! There is no way in hell that I would be able to start my day without coffee! I love my coffee with a splash of milk and a little dask of sweet sugar!
2 - Stay focused and positive
There will be a day where I can say that I was focused. There will maybe be a day where I can even say, "Hey, I know how it feels to be focused! But, I am very positive it will happen one day in the future. I am almost always positive. So, half of this task was done.
Fun fact: At the moment that I am writing this, I am also trading (Game) Feeding my hedgehog, telling my bunny that he needs to stop farting, writing things down because they pop up in my head, drinking water because HOT and I already had way tooooo much coffee, eating candy and wondering what I will do next!
3 - Don't freak out
BIG Fail! I freak out at least 5 times a day! I dunoo, I am just jumpy. Could this be because of the coffee? I lost a draft, so I freaked! I saw a spider, I freaked again. I saw a fly landing on my food so HELL YES I FREAKED.... Do I need to go on?
4 - Remember, stabbing people is wrong!
Why? Is it really that wrong to nudge someone with something sharp? Is it not wrong when I use a fork? Perhaps stabbing peeps is something that I don't do every day so this is a CHECK! I was behaving today! Wait.... Trying to stab a mosquito between the eyes is that also wrong because in that case I uhmmmm... Not that it worked btw, BUT at least I tried!
5 - Are you wearing pants?
No! What a weird task! Could this be the reason my neighbor almost fell down the stairs? I wonder....
