Day before yesterday was my 1 month wedding anniversary and I FORGOT. Thanks to my sister who bought cake but it couldn't recover from the damage I had caused.
Next day I got to know about an offer by CENTRAL MALL Bangalore. It was flat 50% off on top of that 50% cash back. My eyes started glowing and I had a big close-up ad smile on my face. I was pretty sure that this’ll recover me from the damage I caused last night.
Evening I was tired and in no mood of going out but it was my wife's excitement and offer which made me go.
After reaching the mall a guy handed me pamphlet which had flat 50% off + 50% cash back ( on minimum purchase of rs. 4000. My close-up smile vanished after reading this) on one side and something in very tiny font written on the other side.
I told my wife about the minimum purchase of 4k condition. She was happy and I could the close-up smile on her face now( this time with pass ao pass ao pass aoona song playing in background). I was happy too.
After 1 and a half hour she had some 1 dozen dresses and went to try them on. Meanwhile I was going through the other side of the pamphlet which had terms and conditions as follows.
Offer is applicable on minimum purchase of 4k ( ya ya I already know. BTW it is going to be 2k with cash back)
Cash back will be credited to CENTRAL MALL WALLET. ( WTF did I just read. This is not good at all. Ok relax, I'll use the 2k cash back on my next visit. Easy peasy)
Cash back will be credited in the form of rs. 250 x 8 months. ( Are you fucking kidding me. Do you really expect me to come here and spend more to save my money)
Cash back will be credited on 21st of every month. ( BEHEN K BHAI, now I'll have to wait till 21st. If I miss that month then I'll have to club both the months and use it after 21st of next month)
Cash back will not be carry forwarded to next month. ( TERI MA KI JAI)
At this point I was pissed to the core and wanted to abuse the guy who is responsible for this idea of trapping people. My wife came back and we headed to the counter. Cashier billed me for 4k and had a close up smile on his face. My wife was happy and I also pretended to be happy. ( Fake close-up smile)
Now this line is for that person or group of people who plan these kind of offers. You are eligible for answering "when did you realize you are an asshole ?".
Tujhey 9-6 ki shift khatam krke 2 ghate mall me ghoone k bad thake hue pati ki haye lagegi.