Gosh I did enjoyed your post! While I was reading it I was imagining being in a set with master-bastard director Woody Allen. You as Toby Macguire and the pink bag girl looking like Scarlet Johanson. Besides, I didn't know about all of the "details" that your religion has (I'm a Roman Catholic but very sympathetic to the Jew people and their traditions.) A final thing: I'm really happy you're having your "15 minutes of fame" with your posts. Don't complain life is short live every day as the last one of your existence. Have fun Newyorker!