So. I was out for my run when I reach a section I usually walk through. This couple on bicycles was behind me, when the guy decided to burp. A very loud burp.
It startled me. How could people be so rude? This isn't the first time something like this happens. So, sometimes I wonder if people do this on purpose.
But this time I had something. This time I had a chance for vengeance. I had one in me. I had a fart.
So I took the opportunity I had. And I launched my attack.
Let her rip!
As soon as they passed by, I farted. I let it out.
That's right.
I let it all go. I let out a nice, loud, fart. And it got them by surprise. It was glorious. Like a bottle Grey Poupon.
Revenge is sweet.