Ten Truths About Me

I was summoned into existence by a sorceress named Hive account@lorilikes when she spoke my name in the language of the Making.
I like to crack butt jokes.
People confuse me with Butt-head. Come on y'all. I have a face that looks like a butt. A literal butt.
I give brown nosing a whole new meaning.
Ass and ye shall receive. I am very giving.
Big Star Trek fan. Insert Klingon joke here.
I always put the toilet lid down after I am done.
I am just like you, I put my pants on one ear at a time.
My least favorite thing in the world is cigarette butts.
I have a beautiful singing voice.