LOL this is hilarious.

First off, you are posting on a public ledger, anyone and everyone can and will be able to read what you post here. If you get this upset about 2 comments, what will happen when instead of 16k accounts here (probably less unique ones considering your downvote army) there will be 160k, or 1.6million users. Do you think all you will hear will be rainbow and sunshines? If you can't handle any jokes or criticism, this might not be the place for you, nor for anyone else who is that sensitive to a joke, and a comment from 2 days ago that wasn't even in any way directed at you.
Also downvoting isn't just there in case you don't agree with a person and censor the whole thread like its north-korea up in here.

But calm down with the attention-spree, if it really bothers you that much I won't comment on your posts in the future (although I shouldn't have to cause this is the open internet - free speech) You don't own the site, you don't own the comment section. Anyone is entitled to their opinion and what they want to say or not say.