“All Creatures great and small, Bec. You have to learn to be one...”
Nahoooo! No I Do Not, Big Negative On That One Charlie!
Where the fuck is the strain for help me to Un-See and forget this experience forever?
Heavy Warning on the Men In Black thing that I’m about to unleash upon you and the world.
I found it while gardening...you know because generally I try to remove leaves from the ground that fucking-well look dead and should be dead when you pick them up!!! I expected dead.
Loud screaming carries for miles over open water. ;)
Let’s start inside with the real McCoy:
(just so you have 1/2 a chance of understanding the level of my unexpected horror.)
This is just a simple leaf...like off a plant, tree or shrub.
(I give you the underside... completely innocent and what a human in good faith, expects.)
This time of year (mid-September in Canada) we’re just starting to pick up dead leaves as Autumn fully descends upon us.
We’ll pick up thousands before the season is through...
Correction: We use to pick up 1,000s.
What’s the big deal you ask? Looks innocent enough.
WTF IS THAT?!!!?
I can handle a lot of fucked up shit, you know as a Lady, but I’m afraid the qualifier for me are: nails. You have to be able to grow a claw, then I can support you. Lolz!
I know that’s still a condition...but FUCK!!! I just can’t make the leap yet.
You bet I screamed like a girl. Hahaha!
I have no idea what this leech-like alien creature is.
Currently trying to make room in my heart and mind for it. Rebecca