God-Level Excuse:
An old man was driving his Lamborghini at 100 km per hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him.
So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150, then 180.
Suddenly, he slows down and thinks:
"I'm too old for this."
He pulls over and waits for the police to catch up.
The officer gets out of the car and as he approaches the old man:
-"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
It's Friday today and I'm heading out this weekend on vacation with my family.
If you give me a really good reason, but seriously really good, something I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man looks at him, thinks hard, and says:
-"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, and when I saw you chasing me I thought you were bringing her back."
-"Have a good day, sir," said the policeman.
Papina
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Translated from Spanish