Why would being sweaty and disheveled not be attractive?
- Casual stretching. Whether it's right before you get out of bed or when you're trying to get rid of a charley horse during Cross Fit, stretching is any guy's kryptonite. There's something very flattering about a woman loosening up her muscles.
- Sweat. You might think sweat is gross, but women glistening with sweat is immensely appealing. Even if you're dripping and disheveled, all we see is glistening.
- Jiggling. As unflattering as all your jiggly bits might feel to you, men really appreciate a body in motion. Own it.
- Women getting mad. There is zero scientific explanation as to why men love an angry woman. It's not something that can be understood. There's something primal about a fighting woman that sends neurons fighting in dormant parts of our brain, maybe? Who knows, let's move on.
- Messy, unkempt hair. There might be a lot of effort that goes into your hairstyle, but there's something innately sexy about looking like you DGAF.
- Shooting guns. This isn't about pacifism or gun rights. Men love things that are destructive and loud. They love women. This is a match made in heaven.
- Flannel. A flannel shirt paired with a tank top will make any man lose his mind. But too much flannel is a problem. If you dress in all flannel, the magic is gone.
- Baseball caps. Bonus points if the woman under it is a sports fan. This is a scientifically adorable look on any woman.
- Basically, dressing like a man. What is going on here? I'm not sure what this means, I just know I wasn't not the only one feeling it when Keira Knightley dressed like a boy pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean.
- Seductive eating. Bananas aren't sexy. Men eating bananas aren't sexy. Women eating bananas? Suddenly sexy.
- Instruments. It doesn't matter what instrument a woman plays, but it makes them 10 times hotter. Whether you're rocking a rhythm on a washboard or plucking out a song on a banjo, your hotness level just skyrocketed.
- Stripper poles. Why do men flock to stripper poles? What is it about a woman giving herself the spins that's attractive? These aren't hypothetical questions; I'm legitimately asking.