meow meow mrow mrrrrrrrp

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Hey everyone Just a quick intro post before I fully commit to ruining your timelines forever: I’m the guy who decided human language is mid and consonants are literally oppression.

From now on, I communicate exclusively in pure, uncut meow. No words. No exceptions. No take-backs. Examples of what to expect: meow meow mrrrrp (translation: sup bestie how we feelin today)

mow… mrrrrrrrrrp (translation: bro I’m literally starving send help)
MEOWWWWWW (translation: I just won at life and you didn’t)
……… mow? (translation: pls don’t leave me on read I’m sensitive)

If you reply in normal English I will simply stare at you like this:

Cat GIF